So, You Wanna Be a Chef? is
a short story from In the Eye of the Beholder by Ender.
In the Eye of the Beholder
is a second collection
of twisted sex stories from Ender's fertile mind. This one is about
the sexual teaching methods of chef Agri Arista. Learn how
you might win a cooking contest if you ever enter one (and have a vagina).
Marvin
Khchaturian was born in Varna Veche, a tiny village in Romania, to an Armenian
father and a Turkish mother. Armenians have never forgotten the Armenian
genocide perpetrated by Turks in 1915 when 1.5 million Armenians were murdered
systematically. So, besides being the child of two small minorities groups,
Marvin is quite an a anomaly.